What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's 9+10 Ebola

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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