YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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