Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Democracy.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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