- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Stephen Hawking

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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