Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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