- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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