- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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