- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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