- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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