why girl die cancer

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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