- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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