- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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