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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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