I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

silver bullet?

dyslexics of the world untie!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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