What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Sam Hengal.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats brown and booky a book.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what's black and can't swim?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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