Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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