What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

a chinese man pays the full price

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

penis in the camel

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

a black man pays his child support

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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