- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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