my wife out of the kitchen

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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