What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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