- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Justin Bieber.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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