- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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