- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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