- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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