Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Pickles

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Michael Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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