- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Did you know? . You already know!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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