Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Neither did she.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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