- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Whats 1+1? window!

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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