What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Poop

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I used to know what alzheimers was

Jebron Lames.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why was the cat black it was a black cat

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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