A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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