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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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