- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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