Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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