Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

you gay?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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