- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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