Knock knock Go away

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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