What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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