Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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I am quite mature.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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