If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Gus's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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