why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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