- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Balls

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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