- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Penis

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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