Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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