- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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