What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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