- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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