- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

your face

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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