- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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