- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

woman's lacrosse

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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