2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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