- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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