an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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