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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.