- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A man died.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

knock knock come in !

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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