- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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