- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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