Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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