- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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