- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Please ignore this statement.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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