What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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