- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i have yougurt mit traktor

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Pickles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Michael Brown

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

whats my name? Matt

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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