what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's blue? The sky.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Anti Joke

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