boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

womens rights

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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