- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

don't just stand there

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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