2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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mark is life

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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