- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How high is the sky? True or False

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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