- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

alert("Hello");

I don't get it

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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