How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Sam Hengal.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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