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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

No because your face is really f***** up.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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