What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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