I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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