Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What black and has children A black man

knock knock who's there? hope

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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