A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Pickles are powerful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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