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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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