- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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