- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

i like turtles

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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