If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Guest what? Dog

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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