why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Ily bae

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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You were born.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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