Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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