- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Poop

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.