- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Women's professional sports

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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