- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

So these two girls have a cup .

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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