Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

i like it in the mouth

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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